Mom Test

mom test (my friend emailed this to me...love it_

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item
away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't
know where it's
been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point,
my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how
do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom
Test.
You have to know
it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2
or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to
be
the dad. ''Exactly", I replied back with a big smile on my face.